Marty Z. Renfield writes: "I'd tried everything; drugs, narcotics, weeklong drinking bouts; I'd listened to rap music at ear-splitting levels for days on end; I'd taken all of the yuppie science courses at our local community college, and I'd worked for years at becoming both politically and scientifically correct, but nothing helped. Nothing I could think of or do was making me STUPID enough to get that big government grant. As you can see in the before picture, I had achieved some noticable results, but I just wasn't where I needed to be.
The after picture shows me today, after the brain-deadening effects of the Ediacara propaganda/indoctrination program on the WWW. This program has turned my whole life around. I now drive a BMW and can take my pick of government grants and research projects.