Evolutionists are quick to claim that anybody wishing to
do away with evolution must demonstrate something to
replace it with, and there is no reason on Earth to let
them down.  As has been massively demonstrated here, you
could hardly do worse than evolution as a theory, and just
about anything at all would be an improvement.

Lieber and Stoller (The Coasters) described a process
for going from a monkey to a man back in the mid 50's,
and all which was involved was a simple process of education
and assimilation.  Occam's principle thus in fact
demands that the Lieber/Stoller process be preferred
over evolution:


Red went an baught himself a monkey
bought him at the pawnshop broker
Red taught that monkey how to guzzle beer
an he taught im how to play stud poker
last night they were gamblin in the kitchen
Monkey he was takin a beatin
an Monkey said 'Red,
I'm gonna shooot you dead,
because I know darn well you been cheatin'

Run Red Run, cause he's got your gun, an he's aimin it at yo head
Boogity boogity boogity
Run Red Run, cause he's got your gun, an he's aimin it at yo head
Whoa! Boogity
You better git up an wail, you better move yo tail,
befo he fills it fulla lead

Red got up an he started to move
like  P-80 sabre jet
he ducked around the corner an he dissappeared
an everybody started to bet
well Red was gone, you know the chase was on
an Red he sure could run
But let me tell you sport, don't sell that monkey short,
cause he's a travelin son of a gun...

Run Red Run, cause he's got your gun,.....

Long saxaphone solo

Well, Monkey trapped Red in a parking lot,
down along the avenue
Monkey said 'Red, you made a man outta me
an now I'm gonna make a monkey outta you,
Gimme yo car keys, an gimme yo watch,
give em to me or I'll shoot,
I'm gonna be a cool cat
in yo new stetson hat,
an go to town in yo new brown suit

Run Red Run, cause he's got your gun,...