<h1>Macho Fairy Tales </h1>

Tales From The Year of the Bear

(Macho Fairytales)



These tales, and all others like them, are dedicated to Tsar Peter, whose great victory at Poltava spared us all (most of us at any rate) from driving Saabs and Volvos, to Roberto Duran, who defined the term "macho" for this century, to Felicia, to Suzy and the Evrys, to everybody in Fantek, and to Adrienne and everybody involved with the Gateways Journal. They were originally published in Gateways; anybody interested in publishing them in book form should contact the bear.

All stories and other prose works on this www system copyright (C) Ted Holden.


Wolf Stories

Red: The Wolf and Ma Barker's Grand-daughter

Lu-Yuppie: The little wolf whose tail gets run over by the BMW (Gothic Horror...)

Pigs: How Environmental Whackos re-released wolves in upstate New York, and how Farmer Greenberg's three little pigs, Dick, John, and Spiro, tried to deal with it...


Bear Stories

Star Bears

Sometimes the Bear Wins The tale of a Russian princess who insists on adding one local to the list of her suitors...

The Bear, and the Sermon on the Mount


Wolf and Bear Stories

Henrietta: Henrietta Johnson and the Three Bears


Government Stories

Dragon: The Rock Star and the Dragon

(How to get a dragon from Camelot to the CIA auditorium...)

Cinderallice

The Barney Johnson Saga: The story of an old redneck farmer and his dog who once tried to take on the dread Soviet KGB alone...


War Stories

Fear: The standard German fairytale about the boy who set out to learn fear, as told in the steppes of high Asia...

The Pied Rapper of Hamlin

Mongol Hoarde Pep Rally


Stories About Religion

A Mississippi Baptist in Harun Ar Rashid's Harem The Baptist minister stumbles into the star bears' time/teleportation portal...

The Song of the Lbongo


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